American Idol Tour Review (or "Who let those soccer moms loose in Dallas??)

I would like to introduce you to my guest blogger, Mrs. IdolSmith. That's her screen name from our "Fantasy" American Idol League. She is a HUGE Jason Castro fan. She joined his fan club and started connecting with other Castro fans online (aka Dreadheads!) Naturally, she wanted to attend the Jason Castro Fan Club BBQ that was thrown by his church ladies just outside Dallas. We worked up the following report for our fellow competitors. Bear in mind that most of our teams were comprised of artists, managers, songwriters, agents, etc. Mrs. IdolSmith, however, is a "civilian" - and she brings an innocence to it all that is...... er, refreshing? (I am Mrs. SimonSays)

Take it away, Mrs. IdolSmith!

LUNCH WITH PROF B
We arrived in Dallas around 1 pm and met Prof B at Mi Cocina for lunch. He was really nice and I'm so glad I finally got to meet the famous professor! I wish he hadn't had to do responsible things like teach class on Monday night, because it would have been fun for him to go to the concert with us. Although, he may have out shouted me when our boy Jason took stage.
(Mrs. SimonSays' 2 cent's worth: It was great to see Prof B - he was his wonderfully jaded, sarcastic self!)

THE BBQ
Having never been a part of a fan club I was excited to go to the BBQ and meet my new friends. We had a hard time finding where it was and finally saw someone enter a building by a pool in the city park. Okay, if there had not been Jason signs and music, I would have turned around thinking we had interrupted bingo night at the community center. It seemed some were stuck in a time warp. I felt a little ovewhelmed at first, but after mingling around and putting screen names with faces, I thought,"Hey! these are my people! Let's have some BBQ!" Several, as Mrs. SimonSays put it, were definitely "waving the crazy flag", but most were just good ole Castro fans.
(Mrs. SimonSays' two cent's worth: Mrs. IdolSmith was shell-shocked (bless her heart), but it was exactly what I expected. Prof B and I TRIED to warn her! For all you music biz insiders - some of these folks would show up on your "Weird Fan List". (bless their hearts)).

AUTOGRAPH SEEKING
We heard people were gathering at the AA Center to try and meet the Idols when they arrived into town, so on Monday around 12:30 pm we headed to the AA Center parking lot at close to 100 degrees. Mrs. SimonSays kept saying that she seriously doubted anyone was coming out to sign autographs and that if they did she would be really surprised. I never wondered if they would come out, it was just a question of when. We had fun standing near some twenty-somethings and with a few girls who had snuck out of their downtown offices and were somewhat embarrassed to be there. After about 2 hours of standing and talking, here come the buses! Very shortly after that, out comes David Cook! Mrs. SimonSays was falling all over herself! It was nuts! She forgot all about being too cool for school and jumped in a picture faster than anything. Then out comes Archie who was coughing and acting sick and didn't want to stand close to anyone. We talked to Kristy Lee a little bit and she said she was looking for houses in Nashville. Finally comes Jason! Yea! We saw a fan give Jason her cell phone to talk to a friend or something and I was wishing so bad we could make Mr. Seacrest Out’s day with a call from Jason, but I didn't have his cell number. We all know how much he loved Jason, and rightly so. Jason signed the back of my shirt with a smiley face that had dreads! And then of course we took a picture. I wish I wasn't looking SO happy, but I was laughing because I actually could NOT believe that I was there hugging Jason Castro! *sigh*I know its sick, so sick. The culmination of my mini mid-life crisis! (Yep, Mr. Team 35, just wait until you turn 40, you’ll be the first one buying the sports car.)
We were sad we didn’t get to see Johnsie. I thought Mrs. SimonSays was going to shed a tear or two, but after some guacamole and a margarita she forgot all about it. (Good thing Mrs. Commish decided to take a trip with the Mr. instead of coming with us. It would have been a wasted trip with no Johnsie sighting, plus waiting on the buses could have ruined her reputation).
The Dreadhead in charge of making gift bags with all kinds of Texas shaped snacks for the Idols asked me to bring my cookies (I had posted a picture of them back in May -at the height of my sickness and addiction to his fan club website). I wrapped them up in cellophane and put an official sticker on the back with ingredients. Since we own a restaurant I know how to do it right. We missed seeing Brooke because she came out so late and we were starving and hot, but we heard that she came out and said that she had broken into the chips and salsa and eaten the Jason cookie! I am sure he was scrumptious.
(Mrs. SimonSays' two cent's worth: I have to admit, this part was a little humbling for me - as I am more accustomed to being ON the bus with my artist friends - not WAITING on the bus! But the pictures that we got were well worth being pressed against sweaty fans for two hours! As far as the goody bags - file this under the "items that never make it past the road manager" category.)

THE SHOW
The show was AWESOME! I thought every one of them was much better live than on TV. It may have something to do with singing the same three songs for the past 6 weeks and no Simon, but whatever it was, they were really good. I loved Brooke and Johnsie of course. I thought Jason did great, especially when he sang the Gnarls Barkley song "Crazy". He waved a Texas flag and got a big hometown welcome. I was reminded while listening to him that he and Brooke are what I like- the singer/songwriters types. Brooke sang Coldplay's "Yellow" and Fiest "1,2,3,4" She was so good! David A. was great too! The little girl next to me had been quiet all night and when he took stage she squeezed her teddy bear (honestly) and screamed with her eyes shut. David Cook was great with the audience and seemed very much the leader. We saw a fan give him a black cowboy hat when we were at the buses and he was so happy to get it. When they all came out for the final song, he was wearing the cowboy hat and it got passed around to Brooke, Kristy, Jason, Carly -as they danced and sang to the Commish's favorite song "Please Don't Stop the Music"!
I am excited now that I have one more concert to look forward to! Taking the boys to Evansville in a couple of weeks -seats 6th row from the stage! Sure you don't want to come with me again, Mrs. SimonSays? Bessie Moo? Anyone?
Mr. IdolSmith said this is the year my children will remember their mother running off to chase the American Idols. I have the Commish to partly thank for all this. If he had not been so persistent in falsely accusing Jason of being a stoner, I wouldn’t have been driven to the AI boards for research and would have never met all my new friends online and become an addict. He’s lucky Mr. IdolSmith didn’t press charges. I can only come to one conclusion, IdolSchmidoling is not for the weak at heart.
(Mrs. Simon Says' two cent's worth: Cooksy, Johnsie and Brooke were great - came across like true artists - well, except for that cover tune thing! Chikeze and Ramielle were boring, Kristy Lee was robotic, Carly started good, but got annoying, Archie sang great, but had zero personality and we agreed to go buy souvenirs for the kids during Syesha's set. Castro was what you would expect. That is as diplomatic as I can be. I did enjoy the show, but I will have to decline the offer to repeat these shenanigans in Evansville!)